Stop the Wedding!

October 30, 2008 at 9:07 am (musings) (, , , , , )

 
 
“[Mistress], you’re late. Everybody’s in church for the rehearsal.”
 
I hurriedly dressed up in the simple black dress my mother handed me. As I put on the 3-inch sling backs on my well-manicured toes, she began ranting off a litany of things that she had to do for the day.
 
“I already told your sister that you’re [...]

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Mommy-Calling

October 27, 2008 at 9:26 am (101 reasons why men are weird) (, , , )

Truthfully speaking, in terms of attraction factor, I have learned to categorize men into three particular categories:
 
Hooters Man – one who prefers big breasts
Junk Man – one who prefers big buttocks
Tits & Ass Man – one who prefers a combination of both
 
As such , I have noted that most guys who end up liking me [...]

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Catholic School Girl Guilt

October 26, 2008 at 8:27 am (tales of the boyfs) (, , , )

 
 
I occasionally think that maybe I have a destructive personality.
 
I frequently lament on not having a boyfriend and getting worried that maybe someday I will end up dying alone, but when I do end up in a relationship, I somehow end up mucking things up until it just doesn’t seem to work out for anyone [...]

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